Daniel Snowdon

Here are jokes about the lovely people known as Chavs that were sent to me by a friend.

1. What do you call a chav in a box?
-Innit.

2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
-Sorted

3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?
-Safe.

4. What do you call an Eskimo chav?
-Innuinnit.

5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
-They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
-The bride.

7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not
to hit him?
-It might be your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
-One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
-What you lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
-Paint three stripes on it.

11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
-The police

12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
-A liar.

13. What do you say to a chav with a job?
-Can I have a big mac please

14. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
-Will the defendant please stand

15. What do u call a knife in chaville?
-Exhibit A

16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
-A Nova seats 4

17.What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
-Granny.

18.How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
-One, they'll screw anything.

19.What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
-A start.

20.Why did the chav take a shower?
-He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the carwash

21.What do you call a Chav at college?
-The cleaner.

22.Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?
-Society.